Archive for January, 2006
Like a sketch on SNL when it was still funny.
Normally, I don’t give a crap about the lives of so-called celebrities like Lindsay Lohan. She was cute in the remake of Parent Trap, funny in Mean Girls, but I couldn’t care less about her personal life. However, I would really like to know exactly what the hell was going on to cause this to [...]
The One Where I Get Older
Today is the last birthday(celebration) I plan to have, because I’m 39 and I’m NOT getting any older, dammit. I spent today doing what I imagine most mothers of newborns do-a trip to the grocery store where I realized I had forgotten to bring a bottle for Kaitlyn and had to buy ready-to-feed [...]
WARNING: THIS POST IS RATED “R”
Last night, BC and I and my Mother-In-Law watched “Family Guy Presents:Stewie, The Untold Story”. Not familiar with it? Check out the website. My MIL doesn’t watch Family Guy, and had no idea what it was about. So we’re watching, BC and I are cracking up, when Stewie calls someone a [...]
Tagged (Sort Of)
Whenever I read a Meme on someone’s blog, I always mentally answer the questions. I’ve never been officially tagged for one, but Tammie at Soul Gardening posted this one and issued an open invitation. So I’m giving it a try.
4 jobs I have had:
1. My first job was as salad-bar attendant at Bonanza, a [...]
Please Pass The Thermometer
If I don’t come down with some kind of illness in the next week, it will be a freakin’ miracle. My Mother-In-Law, who is here recovering from a hysterectomy, is so badly constipated that she is in constant pain. And I hope she doesn’t mind that I just announced that to strangers.
My poor husband, who [...]
