I really should be wrapping Christmas presents, but that is so boring, and I suck at it anyway, so I’m not doing it. Hey, I made TWO different kinds of cookies today AND real fudge, the kind you stir constantly for a jillion minutes and then all you get is a tiny 8 inch pan’s worth. Which for us is about four servings, so tomorrow I have to go back out for more evaporated milk and semi-sweet chocolate chips, and I am very afraid.
Have you been to a store in the last day or two? You would think that there will never be food for sale again, ever, so the entire City is at Kroger. We went there Friday at 1:00 in the afternoon to pick up cupcakes for Nathan’s birthday treat at school. Note to self: Friday is Senior Citizen’s Day at Kroger. Avoid at all costs. But look how cute the cupcakes were!:
Kaitlyn continues to be insanely adorable. Today she climbed into the tiny rocking chair in her room that used to be mine when I was a toddler, picked up The Going To Bed Book and sat there “reading” it for a good ten minutes. While I was baking, she got close to the oven and I said “No, honey, it’s hot” and then she walked around the house for the next half hour saying “hot. hot. hot.” She has been so patient during all of our trips to crowded grocery stores and malls-god, the MALL. We went and saw Santa last weekend, and I am NOT HAPPY about it.
It used to be that your kids could talk to Santa while you took your own photos, and you only had to buy a photo if you wanted it in a cardboard frame right away. Not any more. The kids were hustled over to Santa, positioned on his lap, SNAP SNAP went the camera, he handed them some stickers and that was it. At least the Santa asked the kids what they wanted for Christmas. Ryan, bless his heart, wants Santa to bring him a Barnes and Noble gift certificate so he can buy some books. That’s my boy.
So, we paid $15.00 for ONE 3×5 and two keychain photos, which look like hell. Seriously, I think they were using a Fisher Price color printer or something, the photo quality is terrible. Chris was able to get a few shots standing off to the side, and here’s the best one:
At least Kaitlyn isn’t crying! In fact, she wasn’t scared of Santa at all, which really surprised me since she’s been so clingy lately. She was very interested in his face:
and was happy to accept his gift of a sheet of snowman stickers:
So even though it was overpriced and rushed, the kids looked cute, and no one cried. Success! (Jennster, if you can’t see the photos, I’m putting them on Flickr too).
And now, completely off topic, did you watch SNL last Saturday with host Justin Timberlake? It was easily the funniest SNL I have seen in YEARS. Who knew Justin Timberlake was so funny? The best sketch of all, which you may have read about or seen on YouTube, is “D*ck In A Box”. Yes, I am in fact a twelve year old boy, because I think it is funny as hell. It’s been taken down from YouTube, but there is this Video Response done by two college kids that gives you the basic idea. Hee!
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Great pictures, and I feel your pain about mall Santas.
My sister-in-law took my nephew. My nephew had made his list by cutting pictures out of catalogs, sale ads, etc., and gluing them on paper. While they were standing in line, one of the pictures fell off.
It came to be his turn, he gave Santa the list, and had his picture made.
He walked over to my sister-in-law, and she asked if he gave Santa the other picture. He went back to do it, and Santa basically blew him off.
Jackass. Don’t let me catch Santa outside the mall for even five minutes.
The guy makes $60,000 (yes, that’s SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS) for five weeks. Plus he gets a furnished apartment. I know this because a friend of mine is the manager of this particular Santa scam.
For $60,000, he should be much more friendly to the children.
Forgive my soap box tirade on mall Santas.
lol…being afraid of Santa is so classic! We skipped it this year, as we seemed to break all our traditions for a variety of reasons beyond my control. Have a great Christmas!
RWA- SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS??? How is that possible? TWELVE THOUSAND A WEEK?? Unbelievable. That’s cute, though, that your nephew made his list by cutting out pictures. You’d think the mall Santa would have recognized the effort.
Izzy- Some Christmases are like that, less traditional than others. What matters is being together and being happy, right?
Yes, the cupcakes are so wonderful!
And we skipped mall-Santa this year. It just didn’t seem worth the hassle. Although, I like your pics all the same!
Have a happy and safe holiday!
I think Chris’s pictures came out great! The kids all look adorable.
Oh my gosh! Those cupcakes are so awesome! I would be the only woman to screw up that recipe — I cannot decorate cakes for anything.
And the Santa pictures are so cute. I love seeing other kids and Santa since my own child wanted nothing to do with him!
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