You do? Great. Could you please open it up and find the section where it says that if the husband is grouchy and in a bad mood, he gets to stomp around the house muttering under his breath, and when you ask him what is wrong he says “NOTHING is wrong, GOD, just leave me ALONE” and the wife is suppose to immediately back off without it hurting her feelings?
What’s that? There is no section like that? Really? Huh.
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you have a copy of the “Rules for Wives” available? Could you look in it and find where it says that if the wife is grouchy and in a bad mood, and feels like stomping around the house muttering under her breath, and just wants to be left alone, that the husband is allowed to sigh heavily and say “GREAT. I can just tell it’s going to be a FUN day”?
You say there is no section like that either? Really?
Huh.
LOL. Are you sure you aren’t talking about my husband. That was too funny.
Hah. Were you in my house last week or something?
HAHA – you are married to MY HUSBAND! Only I bet mine’s worse. And since my blog is technically his and I hijacked it, I can’t even bitch about it to the internets.
I was JUST going to write “Are you sure you don’t live at my house?” and then saw the comments! It’s an epidemic!
These manuals must have gotten lost in the mail with the “Now that You’re a Mommy” manual!
We have our reasons.
ok well there was a funny quote in there, but since i put
Oh My God.
Im dying. Long story short, dont put brackets in replies, it erases your text.
my first post was supposed to say
We have our reasons
and then say in brackets
(looks around fearing a smack upside the head)
but now that i screwed it up TWO times, any hope of humor is lost.
Im just a husband, you can’t expect too much from me.
Twitter: pz5wjj
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Okay, first off, the post is funny… and true!
Second off, Shane’s comments — LMAO!
Shane cracked me up. I think we must all be married to the same guy because my husband stomps around like that too.
I thought we got to write our own Rules for Husbands?
Whoa.. I think I should start writing my own set of rules of wives
You must have my book, too. The mister can’t seem to find it.
It seems like the rules never quite manage to be fair.
I so wanted to write a post a few weeks ago about this very topic, but suddenly had this fear that if the Mr. read it, it would be world war III.
I think for both the answer is to smack the husband up the back of the head.
Twitter: JustJulie
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LMAO! I was going to be witty, but my comment was the same as everyone else’s so you just get a big fat LMAO!
Excellebnt post. I see comments are working again.
I know life can be cruel…
You remind me of someone very close
Like everyone else, I’m pretty sure you have either bugged my house or we are somehow married to the same guy.
Last weekend Mike informed me that he was feeling crabby. I said “Really? What brought this on?” to which he said “I DON’T KNOW!! STOP BADGERING ME ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Um, ok. And then I didn’t speak to him again for the rest of the evening. For fear of having him rip my head off AGAIN.
I call it male pms.
hilarious
i’m with kari on this one!
Well, her (Elizabeth) Mr. has read it. Guilty as charged. I AM quick enough to recognize when I am not fit for human consumption and warn others to that fact. As far as the last point, I am merely making her aware that I see she is in a bad mood and empathize with her feelings!
What?
What?….