Wooo!!! My A.I. boyfriend David Cook won American Idol by TWELVE MILLION votes! Over on the MamaPopTalk forums where I chat live with a bunch of crazy betches every Tuesday, we had a special Wednesday open thread so that we could snark on just how booooooring the first 1 hour and 57 minutes of the show really were.

Although, the bit with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. dancing as the Pips along with Gladys Knight was pretty freaking funny. It makes me so very happy that Robert Downey Jr. has cleaned himself up and didn’t, you know, die of a drug overdose.

But ANYwho, when Ryan Seacrest read the name of the winner and said David….COOK, I actually screamed. AAHHHHH!!!! Because even though I was hoping he would win, you have to admit, David Archuleta was much more commercial-sounding. Plus he had that whole super-teen thing going for him, so I really expected him to get the text-message voters.

But it wasn’t David A. who won, it was MY David, David Cook!!! I made him this to show him just swoon-worthy I think he is:

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*sigh* COUGARS FOR COOK!!!!!!