I’m pleading artistic license with this haiku, you need to read “09″ as one syllable. Hey, sometimes you gotta bend the rules a little. And also? I was reading Sarcastic Mom when I composed this, so that’s why the references to Lotus and her bewbs, a photo of them went to BlogHer and people posed with them, but I never saw the photo! I’m so bummed! Please to enjoy the haiku:

I’m home from BlogHer
with cards and swag and new books
hugged lots of new friends!

But where were Lotus’ bewbs?
Looked everywhere for the photo!
Such a bummer, man.

Plan for next year is
To lose weight and get in shape
HOT by BlogHer 09!

Also would like to
See Lotus at BlogHer and
Give her big smoochy hugs

Only fifty-one
Weeks until the next BlogHer!
Start saving cash now :)