That’s IT, it’s flip flops only for me

Remember that post I wrote about how I wore wedge sandals to the Mall and while trying to carry Kaitlyn, my foot twisted and I fell down? The post that got me the “Accidental Mommy Moment” badge?

Um, I’m gonna need another badge here.

I wore the same sandals today to take Kaitlyn to a doctor appointment. While attempting to lift her up onto the scale, my foot twisted again, only this time instead of falling, I just ended up with all of my weight pressing down on the SIDE of my ankle.

Ouch.

I immediately yelled “OW! OW! OW! OW!”. You know what helps little kids feel MORE confident about being at the doctor’s? A GROWN UP yelling OW in the exam room area. The bright side of it is, if you are going to hurt yourself, doing it in while two doctors and four nurses are in the immediate area is the best place to do it. One took Kaitlyn out of my arms, one helped me into a chair, one of the pediatricians took a look and recommended an ice pack, STAT, and another nurse got me two ibuprofen and a cup of water.

All this before Kaitlyn had even been examined. I came home, put her down for her nap, got into bed with my book, and fell asleep for almost three hours. When I woke up, there was a nice pink swollen lump on the side of my ankle. It hurts more now than it did when it first happened. Chris made dinner, and now here I sit with an ice pack on my ankle.

Flip Flops. Tennis Shoes. Maybe something in a nice Moon Boot. But those damn sandals have got to GO.

Just Say No to the Romper-Cute Maternity Clothes

I’m glad there are so few photos of me from when I was pregnant with Ryan, because they would have revealed just how hideous Maternity Clothes were in 1996. I was working at the Credit Union then and we had a pretty formal dress code, so off I went to the chain maternity clothing store at the mall, and do you know what they had for “dressy” outfits? ROMPERS. If you aren’t familiar with it, a romper is a one-piece outfit sort of like a dress but that ends in shorts, and it buttons down the front. Which means every time I had to pee, I had to unbutton it and slide the whole thing down around my ankles. It was NOT pretty, let me tell you.

Now, we are done having kids for sure, so I’m not looking at this for myself, but for those of you readers who are or will be pregnant, and you’re wondering what clothing there is out there that you can wear to work or other dressy occasions, check out the Maternity Dresses sold at Belly Dance Maternity. They carry wrap dresses that can be worn while nursing, tunics that can work either as a top or a dress, and designers include Japanese Weekend and Liz Lange.

Oh, and you know what else wasn’t available when I was pregnant in 1996? Couture maternity! Now that it seems to be *cool* for celebrities to get pregnant, all kinds of clothing designers are coming out with maternity wear. Hot jeans designer Chip and Pepper makes great maternity jeans, and you can even get a maternity velour tracksuit from, you guessed it, Juicy Couture Maternity! If this is your first pregnancy and you aren’t sure what to expect as far as clothing goes, check out this great article on Chic Maternity Wear from AOL. Trust me, you won’t find ANY suggestions that involve wearing a romper.

These Photos Makes My Heart Super-Happy

Reason number a million why I love being a Mom:


This one’s for Isabel – Kaitlyn would be a big hit at the annual BlogHer CheeseburgHer party!


I must really love these kids to let them have Play-doh, a substance that causes me all kinds of stress over the willy-nilly mixing of colors and the little bits that dry out and feel like shards of evil under my feet.

Ahhh, motherhood.

Lil Baby Cake Diaper Cakes! So Cute!

The Mom-Created Lil Baby Cakes is a one-of-a-kind site for purchasing handmade, made in the USA baby gifts, including the absolutely amazing “Diaper Cake”. I’ve been having so much fun just browsing the site, wishing I had a friend about to have a baby shower so that I would have an excuse to buy a diaper cake and some of the great Baby Gifts! Lil Baby Cakes has a charming collection of gifts for baby girls and boys as well as neutral gifts for expectant parents who are waiting to be “surprised”. Some of the gifts available include super-soft Gund teddy bears, “Satineesnugs” which are soft blankets combined with a stuffed animal, and “Big Brother” or “Big Sister” photo albums to help siblings feel special.

“WOW” your guests at a baby shower by purchasing any of the centerpieces at Lil Baby Cakes, which would also make incredible Baby Shower Gifts. Made from real, usable Pampers Swaddlers diapers and the highest quality baby products from Burt’s Bees and Johnson & Johnson, each “diaper cake” is assembled by hand in a completely smoke- and pet-free studio. Each tier of the “cake” is made of the diapers, plus additional items tied to the sides, topped with a stuffed animal. The more tiers the cake has, the more diapers and other baby items it has. There’s a cake design to fit most any shower theme, including classic Winnie the Pooh, and even diaper cakes meant for baby showers for a mom expecting twins. To give you an idea, here’s what comes in the Lil Garden Party 4-Tier Diaper Cake:

* Approximately 70 Pampers Brand Swaddlers Diapers
* Baby Gund Teddy Bear Named Puddin
* 2 Luxury washcloths
* Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo, baby wash, baby lotion, baby powder
* 4 oz. coordinating bottle
* Embellishments to enhance the garden

This cake is approximately 12 inches wide x 18 inches tall. Each Lil’ Baby Cake comes beautifully wrapped with premium ribbon, bow & white tulle – ready for giving.

Don’t let the price of Diaper Cakes stop you from considering them, if you think about purchasing each of those items individually, plus putting them together, I think the prices seem reasonable (especially for me, the least crafty person ever.) If three people would have spent about $50.00 each anyway, they can pool that money towards one spectacular diaper cake that will be sure to be the hit of the baby shower plus give the new parents items they can really use right away!

My Son Just Grew Up. In Front Of My Eyes.

Okay, about five minutes nine years ago, Ryan was a chubby-cheeked toddler, crawling into my lap for cuddles and watching Blue’s Clues. He looked like this:

Fast-forward to a few minutes ago, the Olympics are on, and Women’s Beach Volleyball comes on. A look passes between Chris and Ryan. A few nights ago apparently, the two of them were flipping through the channels and Men’s Beach Volleyball came on, and Ryan said “oh. It’s GUYS”. The subtext there was that he had noticed that there was also Volleyball with women, and he was disappointed to see men playing instead of the athletic ladies with bare midriffs and long legs.

Keep in mind, Ryan is eleven. And a HALF, but still.

So tonight, Women’s Beach Volleyball comes on, and Chris hears the word “Volleyball” from the announcer and says to Ryan “chicks? or dudes?” Ryan says “chicks.” To which I first replied “hey! The word is WOMEN”, I mean geez, teach our eleven year old to refer to women as “chicks”? Way to set an example, dear.

But that’s not the part that made me go WHOA, the part that made me wonder where my baby went. It was the part that came next. So I say to Ryan, “so, you prefer the Volleyball played by the Women’s Team, huh? I didn’t realize you were old enough to even notice women in that way.” And he said, he said…I still can’t believe my eleven year old baby said this, he said…

“AGE MEANS NOTHING WHEN THE MIND IS READY.”

wha wha WHAAA????? His mind is ready? To notice women’s stomachs and legs and (oh god) the rest of their bodies? But I’m not ready! I don’t know how to be the mother of a TWEEN boy. There must be books for it, right? “What to Expect When Your Blue’s Clue’s Watching Baybee Becomes A Tween”?

Send help. And Xanax.

Animated Wall Clocks Make A Unique Gift

Do you know someone who collects animated clocks? There’s a website called animatedclocks.net that sells these retro-style wall clocks that are so cute and I’d be willing to bet that someone somewhere collects them. The Simone Cat Clock features a slim kitty with eyes that open and close and a tail that wags back and forth, in black, white, pink, tiger stripes, and green with pink polka dots! So cute! They also carry 3D clocks in a style called “The Pooch”, which is a reproduction of a cocker spaniel clock from the 50′s that comes in black and yellow, with eyes and a tail that move back and forth. If you need a birthday or holiday gift for a cocker spaniel lover, this would be sure to be a hit.

Other features of this site’s novelty wall clocks are bold, easy-to-see hour and minute hands, with precision guaranteed quartz movement, sturdy case construction, and a worldwide guarantee. The only thing I would suggest to this website would be to have a page that explains shipping and return policies, I tried to place a pretend order to see how much shipping is, and I would have had to actually BUY one to find out. It would be helpful to the customer if this site gave an approximate idea of how much shipping is first. Take a look at the site if you have a gift to buy for a cat or dog lover or someone who collects clocks, they are pretty cute!

Win a PeaceLoveMom tee

PeaceLoveMom was started by three Moms who wanted to provide hip mom attire for the everyday Mom. Celebrate your love of being a Mom with tees and hats in great styles and colors. I like this “Rock n Roll Mom” shirt, I might be a Mom but I can still rock out once in a while! The fact that it’s a fuller cut for my, um, fuller figure doesn’t hurt either :) Price- $38.00

The PeaceLoveMom tee is made with soft Jersey and looks really comfortable, it comes in a bunch of great colors, too. Price- $38.00

PeaceLoveMom hats are made of cotton twill with an antique brass buckle closure, available in three styles and four colors. Price – $22.00.

Want to buy one? Save money with this special Reader Discount Code: TABLE4FIVE for 10% off all purchases over 20.00.

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Win a PeaceLoveMom tee! Visit the PeaceLoveMom site, take a look around, then come back here and tell me what your favorite item on the site is. I’ll choose a winner at random who will have their choice of styles based on size and availability, you will work directly with Tracy at PeaceLoveMom to pick a style that you like. Enter by this Friday, August 15th at midnight.

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Dude. Is that cat pee?

So Mr. Lady from Whiskey In My Sippy Cup and Jill from Charming & Delightful are having a contest.

Mr. Lady found dead crabs in her car. Dead. Crabs. Now, having never had the pleasure of smelling dead crabs left in a hot car, I can’t be sure if this is worse, but the worst thing to ever stank up my car?

Cat pee. Hot, baked in the sun cat pee. Chris had taken the seats out of the van for a trip to Home Depot and had left them in the driveway. He came back, unloaded the van, and then a short while later we needed to run another errand so he put the seats back in. We all piled into the van and started driving, and then the smell hit us.

My god, the SMELL.

“What IS that?” “Oh my god what IS that?” “Does that smell like when the cat peed on the carpet in the living room?”

Unfortunately, thanks to a sick cat, we were quite familiar with the smell of cat pee on fabric, and there was no doubt. And also, our neighborhood at the time had several cats that ran loose. Which we deduced meant that while the van seats were in the driveway, one of them had jumped onto the seat and marked his territory. It was the only explanation that made sense.

Since we were already on the road, we toughed it out and drove to Target, sure that we would find some kind of fabric-saving cleaner there. Coincidentally, the first thing we bought was Febreze, who happens to be the sponsor of the prize in this contest! LOVE Febreze, oh yes I do. We also bought van seat covers that happened to match the upholstery of the van anyway.

It took several scrubbings with auto upholstery shampoo and more Febreze before the van seat stopped smelling like hot cat piss. I had blocked the whole incident out of my head until I read Mr. Lady’s post, and then it all came back to me. Hot. Cat. Pee. Dude.

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Hot Halloween Costumes at Crazy Dog T-Shirts

I am alone in the house. ALONE! My husband took Ryan and Kaitlyn and left to drive down to Ft. Wayne, IN to pick up Nathan from his grandparents’ house, it’s about a 3 1/2 hour drive, so they will be gone ALL DAY. So, what am I going to do with all this free time? Write blog posts of course! And surf the web, of course. Would you expect a website known for it’s snarky t-shirts to also sell hot Halloween costumes? Well, Crazy Dog T-shirts does, and these are definitely meant for grown-ups, not kids.

Crazy Dog has adult Halloween costumes like the classic Ghostbusters and Mario for men, and what guy doesn’t look hot in blue overalls with a big fake mustache? yeah, I’m kidding there :) They also sell womens Halloween costumes that have a definite sexy twist to them. Snow White doesn’t look so innocent with her miniskirt and red thigh-high stockings. You can also choose from costumes like Genie, Pirate, and “sexy spider”. Hmmm. Check the size you order carefully too, because I checked the Policies page for the return policy, and it seems they don’t do exchanges for Halloween costumes, although that page might be out of date.

So that’s what I’m doing on this sunny and unseasonably cool Saturday afternoon, how about you? I’ve got more posts coming plus giveaways here and on MomReviews, so I hope you will click through the RSS feed and stop by! And PLEASE look in the sidebar for the donation widget to help raise money for tetanus vaccines. Thanks a bunch!!

How YOU can help wipe out Maternal and Neonatal Tetanus

Yes, YOU, you right there, reading this site. Do you have five cents? Your five cents can SAVE A LIFE. WOW, right? In poor countries like Angola, women give birth on dirt floors and then their umbilical cords are cut with knives made from a piece of sugarcane pulled right out of the ground. Do you know what lives in dirt? TETANUS. In this country, we get vaccinated against tetanus as infants, and then booster shots if we get cut on something. These poor women who have their umbilical cords cut with dirty knives don’t have that, unless WE HELP. By the way, once a mother or newborn gets tetanus, they are going to die. Painfully. It causes excruciating muscle spasms and renders them unable to eat or drink, and then they die. The video I watched during the UNICEF presentation in Cincinnati was agonizing. But it also made me hopeful because I CAN HELP. I have five cents.

There are a few ways you can help- one is by clicking the widget in this post and in my sidebar and donating what you can. Yes, even one dollar, because that buys twenty vaccines. You can also buy specially marked packages of Pampers, look for the 1 pack = 1 vaccine sticker on the package. Don’t need diapers? Do you have a friend or family member who is pregnant? Does your nursery at church keep diapers stocked for infants? What about your local daycare center or women’s shelter?

Now, I asked the PRESIDENT of the U.S. Fund for UNICEF this question during her presentation- how do I know for SURE that my purchase of a pack of diapers or my donation to the Pampers/UNICEF fund will REALLY be used to buy a vaccine? How do I know the money won’t go to some corrupt government? Her answer? UNICEF does not work with governments. They work with NGOs, non-governmental organizations. They send a UNICEF employee to a country, and that person takes up residence there. They get to know the people in their village, they meet local leaders, they gain trust. THEN they help these organizations set up programs, clinics, whatever they need. So, for example, Pampers worked with UNICEF to set up the vaccination program, and the money that is donated goes directly to those non-governmental organizations to be spent on purchasing vaccines.

I hardly have the words to tell you what it means to me to have been invited to sit in the room with the President of UNICEF and ask her questions about her job. I also want you to know that the people who work for Pampers? Are absolutely AMAZING. When you think about a giant multinational corporation, you probably think about a bunch of men in suits sitting in offices making all the decisions, right? Well, in the case of Pampers, that couldn’t be further from the truth. One concept that we heard again and again is that products at Pampers are developed from listening to people’s stories.

The Moms on the Pampers Testing Panel who bring in their babies, diaper them, then talk to a Pampers employee about how the diaper feels and fits, they are helping develop diapers. The people in Brazil and China and Germany who see a Pampers employee in their grocery store demonstrating diapers tell them how much they appreciate being able to sleep longer at night because Pampers holds in wetness better than other brands. And the Moms in countries like Angola? Are grateful beyond words that their babies are actually surviving being born now that there are tetanus vaccines becoming available.

Click the widget below and you’ll go to a donation page where you can print out a tax receipt immediately. Pampers will track the donations that come through this widget, so we can see how well we’re doing to support the cause. Of all the things I have ever done with this blog, asking my readers to help UNICEF reach their goal of enough vaccines so that NO BABY EVER HAS TO DIE from tetanus has to be one of the most important. Five cents, people. Oh, and at the end of the presentation when we were told that Pampers had donated one thousand vaccines in each of our names to UNICEF, I started to cry. There are 1,000 vaccination shots headed to some village somewhere because of ME. For that, I am humbled and grateful. Please, now, click.