You can blame Lotus for this, she started it. I present to you, a haiku.
Have you ever loved
Someone so much that you made
Yourself puke in bed?
Gosh Kaitlyn, I know
You miss me when you’re sleeping,
But cut that shit OUT.
Your turn!
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This is just too good not to share. I came across this story on Independent Sources, and I just had to post it. I won’t link to all the websites, though, but you can certainly copy and paste them into your browser if you really want to.
These companies obviously registered their domain names without actually looking to see what alternate meanings could be found in the letters. Take a look:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
If you’ve seen another one that is equally bad, please do share it in the comment section!
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Jimmy Kimmel gets back at girlfriend Sarah Silverman for her “I’m F***ing Matt Damon” video with a video of his own. His guest on tonight’s show is Ben Affleck, and wait till you see the video they made, titled “I’m F***ing Ben Affleck”.
If I knew how, I would upload the DVR recording I made to YouTube and maybe even be first, but I have no idea how to do it. As soon as I find it though, your damn skippy I’m going to post it, because it is brilliant. edited to add: here it is, although edited and with a laugh track-
It wasn’t just Jimmy, Ben, and a guitar, either, oh no. They got cameo appearances by Brad Pitt, plus a “We Are The World” type singing group made up of stars like Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Huey Lewis, Cameron Diaz, Orlando Bloom, and Robin Williams.
On the show, Jimmy told Ben that now they need a celebrity nickname, like Bennifer or Brangelina. My suggestion? You read it here first, folks–KIMFLECK.
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After watching a YouTube video that Dooce linked to, I clicked over to the “more from” videos listed in the sidebar, and found this. And people, if you are having any kind of bad day at all, or need a laugh, or love babies, or especially any combination of the three, then you really need to watch this:
Financial company AIG used part of that video in a recent commercial, to illustrate the concept that laughter adds eight years to your life. Well, if that’s the case, then for as many times as I’ve watched the video, I’m going to live to be 160.
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Scene: driving home from errand-running this afternoon, Ryan in the passenger’s seat, Kaitlyn asleep in her car seat. The ancient Ford Mustang in front of us is being driven very poorly by a young man who keeps leaning way over to the right, probably trying to fish out a CD from under the seat or something, but it’s driving me nuts because he keeps slowing down too, he’s probably taking his foot off the gas pedal. We are on the major road that runs through west Lansing and there is a lot of traffic.
Me: “Come ON, kid, pay attention. One of these days you are going to get rear-ended if you keep driving like that, and then you’ll be sorry.”
Ryan: “Yeah! Your insurance will go up, and then you’ll have to move out of your parents’ basement.”
Laughed so loudly I woke Kaitlyn up.
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