Until last night, I always considered the last episode of Seinfeld to be the worst way a show had ever ended. But the final episode of The Sopranos made that last episode of Seinfeld look like the last episode of M*A*S*H.
My husband and I have watched every episode of The Sopranos at least once. We invested hours of time in the characters, the plotlines, the violence. Would it have been too much to ask for the final episode to be shocking, exciting, memorable?
Apparently so. If you haven’t watched it yet, you should probably skip this post and come back after you’ve seen it. If you did watch it…
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Except for Phil Leotardo getting run over by his own runaway car-ewww, squish!-the rest of the episode was about as exciting as watching paint dry. And what was up with all of those cuts? One minute AJ is sitting at the therapist, then *CUT* Tony is at the therapist, then *CUT* some guy I’ve never even seen is walking down the street talking on the phone. It was like they needed to throw every unused piece of footage into the episode just to stretch it out.
And oh my god the ENDING. Before I get to the truly horrible part, could someone PLEASE explain to me what was up with Meadow taking 20 minutes to parallel park her car? I’ve parked my minivan in smaller spaces than that in less than 30 seconds! The scene with Tony and Carmela waiting in the diner was obviously designed to build tension, with Tony looking up every time someone came in, and a vaguely Russian-looking guy sitting at the counter who seemed like he was watching them, and I kept thinking someone was going to start shooting any second.
But no. The final episode of one of the most talked-about shows on television ended literally by just…stopping. Meadow started running towards the diner, Tony looked up, and the screen went black. I actually accused my husband of accidentally pushing a button on the remote and turning the TV off! No, that was the way the show ended! I have never felt more let down and disappointed by a series finale, ever. At the very least, it could have ended with someone pointing a gun at Tony, or with him pointing a gun at someone else, or SOMETHING.
You get one more chance with me, HBO. Tonight is the season premiere of Big Love, and you’d better not of screwed up that one. Or else I’m switching to Showtime, I swear.
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Hello and welcome to Table for Five! I'm Elizabeth, and this blog started in September 2005 as a way for me to participate in the Mommy Blogging community. I'm married with three terrific kids-boys ages 11 and 9 and a 2 year old daughter. Things I love include my family, coffee, Diet Coke, TV, reading, and Target.
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